Saturday, October 25, 2008

~Pround to be a Malaysian~ *At that moment*

10 Reasons why i didn't enjoy my trip to Thailand:
  1. 10 grueling hours in the double Decker bus.
  2. Damn rattling sound of the damn emergency door in the bus.
  3. Damn custom at the border.
  4. Damn hotel room that had a window showing into the bathroom (fucking brainless designer).
  5. Damn stingy with the portion of food.
  6. Damn ulcer in my mouth.
  7. Damn desperate people desperate to sell their stuffs.
  8. Damn hotel with no English movies.
  9. Another damn 10 grueling hours in the bus ride home.
  10. Again with the damn rattling sound of damn emergency door.
Ate ice kacang at my dad's football club before leaving for Thailand.
Simple but sweet & tasty ais kacang

Left M'sia at 10.30pm and reached Hatyai at around 8.00am.
Just reached outside the hotel.

Went to eat DimSum & Bak Kut Teh for breakfast (said to be the best...*ewww*)
14 baht per plate...yeah its cheap...about half the price in Msia...and half the SIZE in Msia...the taste was not that nice...their soy sauce was SAAAAAALTY !!! And the bakkutteh didn't have any rice~

Looks tasty right...
Well looks can be deceiving...

So called best bakkutteh my foot...
Where's the rice ???
And just guess how small is the bowl...

Then later we sat a Tut Tut to the market where the scariest sellers desperately forcefully sell their crap stuffs to you...
One piece of advise: NEVER bargain if you're not planning to buy it !!!
8 people cramped into 1 Tut Tut that runs on a motorcycle engine.

Circled the market dunno how many times.
I got a T-Shirt which cost about 190 baht = RM19.
Bought loads of snacks. You should have seen how much stuffs my dad's friends' wives were buying...they were like buying the whole market back home...
My family owns this hotel ^^
Just kidding~

Later went to McDonalds to buy lunch...and there's a few burgers that you will NEVER EVER see they sell in Msia..."Samurai Pork Burger" Mm~Mm~
And then finally went back to the hotel...
I tell you the fucking bastards who designed the hotel rooms must have been born with a pig's brain and got his license or degree or diploma or what so ever fucking certificate in architecture in a cow's ass !!!
That's the window which you can see inside the bathroom and below it is a bed.
I tell you those FUCKING PIG BRAIN ASS HOLES !!!

Ate dinner here. The restaurant was up a mountain and could see the whole city from there.
1 problem - lizards every where...

You see i was so blarrrrdy rajin to bring my college assignment along with me !!! And because of that i had to bring 2 damn bags with me while mom dad bro brought only 1...DAMN IT !!!
I brought my business & moral text book along for show only ^^
Didn't touch'em at all ^^

Next day, ate mi at this stall...also a so-called delicious tasty famous mi stall.
Myyyyyyyyyyy FOOT.
Blarrrdy oily...the only good thing about it was the meat...soft and tender~
Every shop serves the exact 4 same chillies ...

FREAKING PEDAS !!!
Drank sugar cane water...DAMN FREAKING SWEET !!!
Its like they added a kilo of sugar in every bottle !!!
FREAKING SWEET !!!

Then at around 5.00pm went to a university field for the football friendly match...and by the way...Thailand is 1 hour behind Malaysia. Started at 6.00pm until 8.00pm.
Ended in a draw...
Got back to the hotel at 8.30pm then went to eat dinner at 9.00pm...The cashier's hair was so bushy my dad thought it was a DOG !!!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKA !!!!!
Night view of Hatyai from inside a Tut Tut.

Got back at 12.00am. Planned to study for business mid term but the TV stole my attention. SPEAKING ABOUT TV !!!! DAMN FUCKING HOTEL HAS 68 TV CHANNELS AND ALMOST ALL OF IT WAS IN THAI !!! They translated all of the English movies into Thai language...but at LEAST HAVE THE FUCKING BRAINS TO PUT ENGLISH SUBTITLES !!! THE LANGUAGE IS ALREADY IN THAI AND THEY STILL PUT DAMN THAI SUBS !!! FUCKING ASS HOLES !!!!
The only NORMAL channel was 'Channel V'.

The next morning.
Woke up and did some last minute shopping.
Ate roti telur at this 'mamak' shop...
During the whole 2 days in Hatyai, that roti telur was the most normal &; tastiest food i've ever tasted.
Roti telur...tastiest food i've ever tasted in Thai.

THEN we left Hatyai at 1.00pm...sat for another damn 10 hours...rained on the way back...stopped 4 times...continued to rain until we reached back to Msia. And when i finally saw KLCC from inside the bus, i thought of how proud to be a Malaysian *awwwwwe~* ONLY for that very moment after thinking i can actually get back to eating a decent meal compared to what i had for 3 whole days in Hatyai.
Proud to be a Malaysian
(only at that moment)

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