Monday, July 21, 2008

Clearing up the mess Auntie Aaron made...

To every one who has read Auntie Aaron's recent blog please understand that i had no say in any of it... Its like...ancient times where other ppl play match making and cincai choose several guys or girls and match make them... This is wat my dear dear auntie Aaron did for me...
Yes ppl...he/she single handedly picked 14 hubbies for me......aint that juz shit...

1. Benji aka BearBear (Why is he 1st anyway...i dunno...and the reason i call him bearbear is bcoz he out of the blues started calling me CareBear when he hear i got this nickname...so this is juz plain payback...and i DONT see his name everywhere...)

2. Snoopy (Yes...snoopy the cartoon comic dog with white fur black patches whose owner's name is Charlie Brown is mine...its a dog not a human...get it straight...)

3. Andrew ( I dunno how da hell he got into Auntie Aaron's list...i didnt even noe about it until recently...)

4. Celine (WTH !!! SEI AARON !!!)

5. Harry ( DO NOT ASK ME WHY...I REPEAT...DO...NOT !!! because this is a match making by Auntie Aaron and i didnt even get the chance to object...)

6. Wan Keng ( Aaron doesnt even noe her...and shes way too cute to be a hubby...)

7. Nick aka TauFuFa ( I forgot why we called him taufufa...the only thing i remember was we were playing badminton and suddenly TauFuFa came up...=.=''' U juz spoiled my appetite for it )

8. Bryan ( Oh man i noe more than enough Bryans to spoil my life...i dun need another...plz la...we dun even communicate...sry if i sting u a bit about the whole dun communicate thing...but its the TRUTH !!! And i didnt even noe he was called as bra... )

9. Justin (This is getting ridiculous...Aaron im gonna kick u down the stairs when i get my chance)

10. Yau Phang (FOR CRYING OUT LOUD DAMN IT !!! WE NVR EVEN HAD A REAL CONVERSATION B4 !!! But having a bodyguard isnt tat bad since my 'attackers' are like more than i can even count...)

11. Conrad (OMG !!! I noe he's a nice guy but seriously la...)

12. Panda (I dunno wat the heck im suppose to explain here...=.=''')

13. Ivy (Hey this is an extra...!!! )

14. Adrian (From my high school...but...he actually belongs to Peng...she doenst wan to admit it so she uses my name to get him...poorpoor adrian...got drag into this mess without him knowing about it)

LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
15. Peng (Why the heck are u suddenly in here anyway ?????)


There u have it...

Now...

Whoever and whenever u need to find a partner to be with...
Plz contact Match Making Auntie Aaron since he's soooo good in his job that he found 11 hubbies for me...
U can contact him by calling : 016-6000008
e-mail : auntie_aaron_matchmaking@hotmail.com

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

McDonalds...including all the other FastFood Places

Mmm~~~McDonalds...every kids buffet playground...and certain parents nightmares...

BaDapPapPaPa~i'm lovin' it !I myself used to go there and eat when i was...younger...i would nag and cry and shout and cry and shout :"I WAN !! I WAN !! I WAN !!!!!!!"............And in the end got dragged home by my mom ^^

Double Spicy Chicken McDeluxe
Mm~~ looks tasty right...? All of the sudden u feel like taking a bite from it right...? U feel yr stomach grumbling bcoz u havent ate anything or maybe yr stomach juz digested everything u ate right...? Juz the thought of smelling it can make u grab yr car keys and fly to McDonalds right then and there...yummy~~
Juz so u noe...when u order this burger...the size of it wont be like the one u are looking at in here...u noe why ?? Becoz they'll juz cut everything in half...so u would juz get half the damn size of the burger...Juz compare it to the burger 10 years ago...woahh...THAT was called a burger...NOW its known as "pay more eat less"...

You WONT get wat u see in the commercials or leaflets...the size will be minimized...

McDonald's food are shrinking in size...remember the hash brown...? How big was it...? I'll refresh your memory...it was the size of an adults hand...now it~~

McDonalds Hash Brown >.<'''Look at the size of the paper wrapping and then look at the RED rectangular in inside...THAT is the size of the hash brown they give to us at McDs...

McD's Breakfast SetThis is a FAKE...the hash brown and eggs are half the amount they give..."blek"

Even though "some" people realize the changes in the food amount...they still eat there almost every darn day...

Here i come McD's !!!
Have anyone watched "SuperSizeMe" before...its about a guy in US experimenting by eating McD's everyday for a MONTH !!! Breakfast McD, Lunch McD, Dinner McD, and Supper ALSO McD...The guy couldnt take it...


I didnt edit this...i found it like this...

Look at that !!
When that time comes....
You or your kids or heck i dunno who might look like this...

(Some ppl actually think they look CUTE...)
People will be ending up here more earlier than they expected...

Cool huh~~i found this somewhere...

Monday, July 7, 2008

No Mood

Something bad happened and i might not be posting anything for a while...lost the mood i had this afternoon...But the idea is still there...
Now...plz Plz PLZ do not ask me wat happened...
Im typing it out here becoz i need to let part of it out of my system...
Everyone have their own way of handling themselves...and this is my way...
Now...the ppl who most probably will ask non-stop about is...my dear Ivy...my dear P2(maybe)...dear SSLA ppl...whoever it is...plz...my high school buddies...
I am known as "Happy-Go-Lucky" among my friends...the one who does not have any worries...troubles...or stress...always with the silly blur smile...last minute dash to finish homework when the due date is tomorrow...lighten up the mood with silly ridiculous jokes when the atmosphere around ppl are tensed...Fall asleep in class and end up only half the lesson in my head while an exam about wat he taugh which i slept through is next week...Shesssh~~
Juz so you know...I INTEND to keep it that way...
Dont interrogate me unless u wan me to continue posting funny ridiculous pose of Benji and his Sifu (Peng) Wakakakaka !!!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Juz For A Laugh ^^

Benji : SIFU !!! Plz accept me as yr student !!! SIFU !!!
Peng : Aiyo...why u like this wan...
Benji : SIFU !!! I WAN TO BECOME A PRO LIKE U !!!
Peng : EHHH !!!! *shocked*


Benji : WOOHOO !!! SIFU SAID YES !!! YES DAMN IT !!! HAHAHA !!! SUCK IT LOSERS !!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Elvin : (Eh...i oso pro wor...why didnt ask me to teach u ???)


Benji : AARON !!! PENG IS MY SIFU !!! WAKAKAKA !!! U BETTER BE CAREFUL OF ME NEXT TIME !!!
Aaron : Shutdup la u mangkuk...Faster hit the damn shuttlecock !!!


Peng : What did i juz do........................WHAT DID I JUZ DO !!! Someone kill me...


Elvin : Peng...dont be like that... Train Benji to be the best !!! And may the force be with you... (Star Wars background music)
Peng : DIAM LA OBI-WAN !!!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Freaky Elevator Experience >.<'''

Today I was freaked out by the C block's small elevator...but before i start my story on 'freaky elevator'... I, was mentally torture by aaron's guitar lessons...FREE guitar lessons actually ^^ it was kinda hard to concentrate since my "Sifu"s laser piercing eye rays staring at me when i make a mistake...waaaaa!!! IVY !!!!! PENG !!!! SCARY !!! (im not criticizing yr teachings aaron...TQ for the free lessons by the way...)

Ok the story about the freaky elevator...it was during our Econs break time...aaron said he wanted to buy makan so peng ivy n i followed to 1st floor...aaron n peng used the stairs to the 4th floor (GILA !!) while ivy and i tried to get ahead of them by using the lift... This is the freaky part...both of us were running to the lift...and before we could touch the button to open the door...it opened by it self...FREAKY RIGHT !!! The button was not lit up but it juz OPENED when we were juz about to push the up button...anyway we were freaked but we entered the lift unconsciously...the door closed and but it wouldnt move up or down...lucky we didnt get trapped in there...phew~ we came out and went in again but same result...BUT, it started to work and went up right after we left the lift...CREEPY !!!