Are You Counting?

My title refers to this 'short' list of dates for...

*drum rolls*

Unless you can read minds or at least peeked below, Breaking Dawn Part 1 is on its way to your silver screens and if you haven't watched the trailer yet i suggest you hurry your sausage fingers to Youtube.

France 16 November 2011

Australia 17 November 2011
Hungary 17 November 2011
New Zealand 17 November 2011
Canada 18 November 2011
Italy 18 November 2011
Norway 18 November 2011
Poland 18 November 2011
Spain 18 November 2011
Sweden 18 November 2011
UK 18 November 2011
USA 18 November 2011
Germany 24 November 2011
Malaysia 24 November 2011
Singapore 24 November 2011

 

Why can't they make the release dates all the same?

Is it so hard to make everyone happy at the same time without spoilers popping up on Google, Yahoo, Youtube, Facebook, Assbook and WhateverAssBook by people who got to watch the movie first?

 I seriously am not digging Bella's (Kristen Stewart) wifey hairdo.

And Edward (Robert Pattinson) what's with the serious daddy face?

Seriously they don't look hot here.

They look old....

But whatever Ok?

Movies always spoils the book's story no matter how close the director tries to make it work. There's just not enough time to fit a 600-800 page book into a 2-3 hour film. And THAT how the amazing money minded people of the film industry came up with the idea of splitting movies like *coughHarryPottercough* from a one movie into a two part movie. To me its actually a win-win situation because: 1. the industry gets more money of course 2. we get to enjoy a 5-6 hour movie put together and not the normal 2-3 hour movie.

My expectations of Breaking Dawn:

Please don't have a cliff hanger ending in Part 1 *i hate that*

 Isle Esme better not look like a backdrop

And R.Patz should really follow Taylor's hobby and go to the gym more often

 The full poster of Breaking Dawn Part 1

 Alice and Rose doing hair & makeup for the bride, Bella.

 Bella mum i guess congratulating the happy couple

From Rio De Janeiro to Isle Esme

 Most anticipated bed breaking scene

*most probably WILL be censored HERE IN MALAYSIA*

 One of the few activities lovely Edward came up to get sex out of Bella's head

 Another one of the few activities lovely Edward came up to get sex out of Bella's head

 What a happy married couple~

Why isn't Edward sparkling?

 I can't tell you what scene this is because I've only read the book Ok??

Edward: "Whatever you need, I'm here for you."

Bella: "Edward, I'm pregnant."

Edward 'SHIT !!'

 Stoned Edward & surprisingly calm looking Bella about being pregnant so fast

Bella: "Hi Carlisle, can vampires go into shock?"

Carlisle: "What???"

Leah: "Should we tell him?"

Seth: "That we saw him following Bella like a stalker? No way!"

A stare off between Rosalie and Jacob

Rosalie: "I have boobs"

Jacob: "Well, I have man boobs"

This is really cool because the top picture is the exact same picture, spot and angle taken for the bottom wedding picture. I really hate Robert's hair. Yes Robert. Not Edward.

Moving on to Taylor Lautner.

I really enjoyed watching the Bourne trilogy and for Matt Damon to say Taylor is the next generation's big action star, he'd better not let us down in his first big movie, 'Abduction'.