Are You Counting?

My title refers to this 'short' list of dates for...

*drum rolls*

Unless you can read minds or at least peeked below, Breaking Dawn Part 1 is on its way to your silver screens and if you haven't watched the trailer yet i suggest you hurry your sausage fingers to Youtube.

France 16 November 2011

Australia 17 November 2011
Hungary 17 November 2011
New Zealand 17 November 2011
Canada 18 November 2011
Italy 18 November 2011
Norway 18 November 2011
Poland 18 November 2011
Spain 18 November 2011
Sweden 18 November 2011
UK 18 November 2011
USA 18 November 2011
Germany 24 November 2011
Malaysia 24 November 2011
Singapore 24 November 2011

 

Why can't they make the release dates all the same?

Is it so hard to make everyone happy at the same time without spoilers popping up on Google, Yahoo, Youtube, Facebook, Assbook and WhateverAssBook by people who got to watch the movie first?

 I seriously am not digging Bella's (Kristen Stewart) wifey hairdo.

And Edward (Robert Pattinson) what's with the serious daddy face?

Seriously they don't look hot here.

They look old....

But whatever Ok?

Movies always spoils the book's story no matter how close the director tries to make it work. There's just not enough time to fit a 600-800 page book into a 2-3 hour film. And THAT how the amazing money minded people of the film industry came up with the idea of splitting movies like *coughHarryPottercough* from a one movie into a two part movie. To me its actually a win-win situation because: 1. the industry gets more money of course 2. we get to enjoy a 5-6 hour movie put together and not the normal 2-3 hour movie.

My expectations of Breaking Dawn:

Please don't have a cliff hanger ending in Part 1 *i hate that*

 Isle Esme better not look like a backdrop

And R.Patz should really follow Taylor's hobby and go to the gym more often

 The full poster of Breaking Dawn Part 1

 Alice and Rose doing hair & makeup for the bride, Bella.

 Bella mum i guess congratulating the happy couple

From Rio De Janeiro to Isle Esme

 Most anticipated bed breaking scene

*most probably WILL be censored HERE IN MALAYSIA*

 One of the few activities lovely Edward came up to get sex out of Bella's head

 Another one of the few activities lovely Edward came up to get sex out of Bella's head

 What a happy married couple~

Why isn't Edward sparkling?

 I can't tell you what scene this is because I've only read the book Ok??

Edward: "Whatever you need, I'm here for you."

Bella: "Edward, I'm pregnant."

Edward 'SHIT !!'

 Stoned Edward & surprisingly calm looking Bella about being pregnant so fast

Bella: "Hi Carlisle, can vampires go into shock?"

Carlisle: "What???"

Leah: "Should we tell him?"

Seth: "That we saw him following Bella like a stalker? No way!"

A stare off between Rosalie and Jacob

Rosalie: "I have boobs"

Jacob: "Well, I have man boobs"

This is really cool because the top picture is the exact same picture, spot and angle taken for the bottom wedding picture. I really hate Robert's hair. Yes Robert. Not Edward.

Moving on to Taylor Lautner.

I really enjoyed watching the Bourne trilogy and for Matt Damon to say Taylor is the next generation's big action star, he'd better not let us down in his first big movie, 'Abduction'.

 

Are you still my Friend?

This is my second post today...but it's past midnight so i guess it counts as the next day...

I just had to post this...

I have this friend or used to have this friend...i don't know anymore actually..
Ever since she finished her form 6 and went to Sunway to study, she never contacted me or any of our gang of friends anymore. I've known her since year 2 in primary school until now. That's like...since 8 years old to 21 years old... 13 years !!! 13 bloody years !!! Whenever my friends and i make an outing, she gives the same excuses; 'I have an exam this week', 'I have assignments', 'I have to help my mum clean the house', 'I got no money' and whatsoever... We also have exams, we also have assignments, i sometimes...ok, rarely help clean up the house, we don't have to spend money to hangout but we still find time to see each other and she doesn't even bother...

Once we made a BBQ party at another friend's house and decided to bring some food over to her house, (she stays very nearby) we called first but she kept declining. We still went though... When we walked up the bloody hill to her house, she didn't even come out to greet us but sent her mum instead. Her mum said she was sick... Well~ i guess she forgot to mention that ON THE PHONE !!!

21st birthdays are a big deal so a friend had a party at her house. And like the good friend the birthday girl was she invited everyone including that friend, days or weeks before the party. That friend didn't bother to say she can't make it until the very last minute and what's worse was she told a different friend before telling the birthday girl.

Most of the time i wonder is it because she moved to a big new house, got big new car and studying in Sunway now where all the _____________ (I'll leave the space blank for your imagination) study at. It's sad you know. I'm actually sad she's not talking to me or any of us. What the hell !!! Yes I'm irritated and Yes I'm hurt !!! 13 damn years !!! Sure i have other friends whom I've also known for 13-14 years and lost contact but it's different because we started to have different goals, interests, and whatever. I stopped contacting them the same time they stopped contacting me. But this friend i've always had something to talk about with. But then she just stopped out of nowhere as if trying to forget us.

So now whenever my friends wanna go out and asks whether wanna ask that friend, I snap back saying 'why bother, I bet she'll use the same excuses or won't answer or reply your messages'. I've given up on her. If she wanna forget all about us then so be it. The feeling I'm having typing this post right now is very very very moody and bad.....13 years and just like that forgotten.

What's On My Mind Now

Yes what is on my mind now?

I guess the biggest one would be about my internship. Yea yea yea internship blabbering again BUT IT'S FREAKING SCARY !!! For me that is~ I went for an interview a couple weeks ago. It's under UCSI so i thought, 'Oh goodie I don't have to go all the way to Damansara again'. The office a.k.a a bungalow house turn office, was cool but the atmosphere there was dead. And guess what? The lady that interviewed me was a pregnant Indian woman AGAIN. I'm not racist ok! I'm just reminding you that last year my Protemp manager was also a pregnant Indian woman. Are all my bosses gonna be pregnant Indian women? She seemed nicer and warmer than my Protemp manager though. I was falling apart allover the place before the interview. I even resorted to dragging my friends to the office to accompany me. That's how scared i get when i go for interviews. I don't think i got the job anyways because my internship is suppose to start in November and not September.

Next up my mind is about my media law. I kinda miss the class, and the lecturer. 

Yes....i miss my media law lecturer.......

Because:

One, there is no other lecturer in UCSI like her.

Two, there is absolutely no lecturer in UCSI like her.

Besides the hectic schedule she has for us, the tough reviews, deep critical thinking sessions, and scary eye piercing stare, she's a really nice person. The one very unexpected event was me getting full marks for my weekly journal. The weekly journal was one of the most hardest request she had the whole class do. Half of the class felt like crying when we were doing the weekly journal thing. We had to remember what she taught about in class, relate it with our life experiences, do critical thinking and other stuffs and answer some really shitty tough questions. It may sound easy in here but YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I (WE) WENT THROUGH !!! Especially when she found out about the Facebook group page we created to help each other out~ She was pisssssssssed~ Anyways I crapped from the beginning till the end of the journal. I gave my honest opinion to answer her questions and i think that's what got me my full 30/30 marks. And a lot of humor and maybe a little sucking up at the end ^^ Just a little.

Thirdly on my mind is i have exactly ONE year left in UCSI and i'm damn sad about it. Lately i keep getting comments about me having the potential to be a writer. I know i can write good stuffs. Not very good but good stuffs. I found a company looking for writers/interns. The problem is i don't have the confidence to go for it. I'm scared i'm not good enough. I'm scared i won't fit in. I'm scared of a lot of things. 

DON'T EVER BE LIKE ME !!!

I don't wanna drag this post any longer so lastly on my mind is holiday. My university life is super lifeless. Apart from the outings we have, shopping, eating, yumcha-ing, celebrating birthdays and getting lost around KL. We're pretty much boring as hell. 3 and a half years and we've NEVER had a proper vacation together.

NEVER !!!

 It's freaking sad to see pictures of our other friends on Facebook going 'Heehee HaaHaa' at Singapore, Taiwan, Penang, Malacca, whatever Beach/Island/Jungle and we're here 'Yorrr so nice', 'How was your holiday? Oh i was here.....in KL......didn't go anywhere......'

IT'S SAD !!!

Life of a Princess

This little compound is too small to fit a Princess.

When are those humans getting me my royal doggie bed? These filthy stinking old tiles are filthy, stinking and old !!!

I, Princess Princess, demand to be treated the way i was named !! Period !!

Ooo a bird ~*chases after the bird*~ Woof woof woof !!

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Damn this compound is too small for a Princess and that damn Rascal is snoring off like a pig.

Princess Princess does NOT share with a pig and WHY does he get the bigger doggie bowl??

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Paws, checked.

Fur, checked.

Tail, checked.

Rascal, never-ever check.

Good. It's time to present myself to the humans that serve me.

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What? You are seriously not expecting me to eat that filthy ill-odored mush you call dog food.

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Oh doggie crap...I'm on my leash again and that wretched Rascal is running around like the idiot he is.

How the hell can he chow down this bowl of ew-ness?

Oh i forgot, the humans refer to him as the 'vacuum'... whatever it means.

Princess Princess will never back down even if you starve me !!! I will not eat this bowl of crap !!!

Oooh there's doggie crap over there~

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How dare that old human spank my fluffy furry butt !!

Don't they know royalty then they name one !!

All i did was have a taste of that doggie crap lying over there...all alone...fresh out of the...OMFG WHAT AM I THINKING !!!???

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Here I am lying on the filthy stinking old tiles with the sizzling afternoon sun heating up the ground while those humans are enjoying the cool floor inside.

How is this fair??

Why is the Princess of Princesses outside with this stupid dumb Rascal that smiles at every single thing??

Screw those humans ! Im getting in !! A Princess's gotta do what a Princess's gotta do !!!

Good thing i keep in shape if not i won't fit through these gaps in the gate.

Ready,

Set, 

JUMP PRINCESS !!! JUMP !!!!

AND I'M IN !!! I MADE IT IN THE HOUSE !!!

Doggie crap, the fat human threw me back out.

Princess Princess will not back down !!!

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Break in #2 was a piece of cake~

Ooo where did all the humans go?

Haha they felt the wrath of Princess and fled~ No one messes with me !!!

What's that delicious aroma i smell coming from beyond the steps-i-shall-not-cross?

I see one of the humans in there. Hey ! Hey human !! *Woof woof*

They ignored me. No one ignores me. Me being ignored is like ignoring Michael Jackson's death !!! Wait, who's this Michael again?

Finally here the human comes....hey put me down !! You horrible filthy human that smells so delicious from that ever-so-mouth-watering smell from that place beyond the steps !!!

At least these humans know one thing to treat a Princess:

A Princess never walks on her own four feet

Does any of you know how heavy the amount of fur i carry? 

It gets even worse when it rains or when i take my baths which comes to my next royal complain.

How dare those humans bath me out in public?? Do they share my humiliation? I guess not or they'd be bathing me in that weird pink room upstairs with water coming out of that funny looking tube.

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Oh great the human just let that stupid Rascal into the house. How 'nice' of them.

ARGHHH !!! GO AWAY YOU STUPID MUTT !!! STOP PUSHING ME AWAY !!! GET YOUR OWN HUMAN TO CARRY YOU !!! *WOOF WOOF !!! WOOF WOOF WOOF !!!*

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Stupid Rascal. Now we're both back outside.

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Human #2 is coming outside.

Normal peasant clothing.

The sun is setting.

Yes ! It's time for my royal walk to greet the other peasant dogs that live beyond the giant old brown gate. Hey! Why is Rascal tagging along? I don't need this mutt to accompany me!

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What a lovely day for Princess Princess to go on a stroll.

How do you do old Beagle? Good to see you too young Beagle. 

Ahh the little whatever weird looking dog. How's your day today? Your very hairy looking friend seems good.

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Can this human walk any faster?

My little paws are not built for fast walks.

Mine's are more cute little delicate paws that need loving attention.

And the human doesn't listen to me...stop dragging me will you??

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I wonder what my dinner would be for tonight?

Chicken teriyaki cubes?

Seafood gourmet with rice?

Lamb with gravy?

Please don't be that disgusting food you gave me this morning.

Please Rascal, act like you have manners. I don't wanna see you choke on your own food and die in front of me. 

Princess Princess is out for the night.

- Princess

(I know i know...i wasn't as motivated as when i did Rascal's story)

Life of a Dog

Every morning when i wake up, the first thing i think of is how much longer will it take for the old human that feeds me and bathes me to wake up. 

I lie on the cold hard blue tiles that stinks of dust, dirt, pee and poop while waiting for the sound of footsteps from the inside.

I hear a clicking sound and the little white light bulb turns off and the old human opens the curtains and front gate. 

I wag my tail thinking its time to eat.

But the human comes out, grabs the broom and dustpan and scolds me saying: "Look at this! You played with your shit again did you? Football? "

I thought "What's a football? Is it delicious? Can i eat it?"

I watch as the old human washes the spot where i pooped and peed, "Ok I'll poop and pee in a different spot later so that the human won't think was me again".

Breakfast is served and i gobble everything down without chewing.

Oh no! I'm choked again!

I see the big Golden Retriever having his morning walk with his human again.

I rush to the gate, wag my tail and bark. 'WOOF! WOOF!' hoping he'll come to me to have a sniff.

Unfortunately he ignores my little puppy bark and carrieds on with his walk. Jerk.

I walk back to my little nap area to wait for the other humans to wake up. They'll take me for a walk.

What's taking those humans? The sun is sizzling my furry little puppy ass on the tiles! Let me in the house you damn humans! This is abuse!

I try to climb through the gap of the gate but the humans installed netting at the bottom of it.

I tried jumping through it like how i used to but the excess fats that i gained over the past couple months wasn't helping.

At last the human that plays with me has woken up. 

He opens that gate and i dash in to get away from the sizzling tiles onto the cool tiles inside the house.

I felt like sleeping again but then i smelled a very delicious aromatic scent.

It was coming from that weird area where I'm not allowed to cross.

The second human who plays with me emerged from that weird area holding a platter of paradise.

How come my food doesn't smell as good as this?

I tried begging, I tried cuddling and for God's sake I even resorted to acting cute which is so not my thing.

After all of that embarrassing act all I got was a pat on the head. *Pfff...*

Fine, human. I won't share my doggie food with you either.

The first human that plays with me tried to secretly give me a piece of that golden shiny crispy looking meat but the old human caught us.

I was given my favorite JerHigh instead.

*Mmm...* Humans make good dog treats. *Mmm...*

I hear heavy footsteps and the human that walks or rather runs with me has come down from the staircase.

This human never feeds me. All he does is mess up my head that is nicely combed to the side and say stupid things like "Good boy...! Good boy...!"

I know I'm a good boy you idiot human.

After that the old human kicked me out of the house because i stayed in there for too long.

Fine. It's time for me to poop anyway.

It embarrassing to poop because the humans are always watching.

I see them pointing at me, some laughing, some shouting.

It's just poop. Don't tell me humans don't poop?

A different human washes my poop this time.

The old human was busy sitting at her little corner of papers where I'm not allowed to cross.

At last the sun is setting and it's almost time for me to go walking.

But before that I should earn some snacks.

I stand on my hind legs, try to balance as long as possible and yes the humans notice me.

They sound so silly when i do this.

But i get cuddles, pats and treats so what's there to complain?

I see the human going for my harness and leash.

The overexcited me jumped towards the human and almost knock him over.

The human takes me on our usual route to the playground.

Neighboring dogs start barking 'What are you looking at pup!?', 'Hey wanna sniff my butt?', or 'Get me that rock over there'.

Sometimes i stop and stare at them and say: "Haha you're in I'm out!" I'm a good boy but sometimes I can be bad.

We reach the playground and i start sniffing the earth, trash, other dog's poop, and whatever there is to sniff.

Then from the side of my eye, I see the old Dalmatian dog that always get to run around freely unlike me who's always on the human's leash and harness. Please~ like as if I'm gonna run~

Every time when i wanna get close to the old Dalmatian my human tugs me and says 'Cannot!' or 'No!'

What's the big problem dude!? I'm not stopping you from getting close to other humans!

And like that my day at the playground was over and was dragged home for dinner.

Dinner? YES FOOD !!!

What?? No special chicken teriyaki? No special seafood gourmet? No lamb bits with gravy?

You mean I had that yesterday? Don't play with me human! I want my chicken teriyaki whether you understand me or not!

Ok so you don't understand me. Whatever just gimme my dinner.

And like that the cycle repeats itself like every other day with the same old routines. 

This is my life as a dog.

- Rascal

8TV's Biggest Stupid Move

Omg I've been blogging for 3 consecutive days !!!

I just feel damn bersemangat to blog lately !!!

*Two hours later*

I've just lost my semangat-ness because i just watched a very racist advertisement in Facebook about Ramadan festival by 8TV.

The ad was about the 'buka puasa' bazaar and it showed a Chinese girl acting loud, too friendly, greedy, eating in public and wearing tight revealing clothings in front of all the "angelic" Malays. What the HELL was 8TV thinking ??? Who the HELL approved such ad ??? And how the HELL did they have the balls to air it !!!???

It has racism written allover it.

The way they portrayed Chinese in the ad is damn offending because how could they use a Chinese in their Ramadan ad? Why couldn't they use their own race to spread the message of respecting the Ramadan? If a Malay was cast to act disrespecting in a Deepavali or CNY ad, how to do you think Malays would react? The same damn way we Chinese are reacting towards this 8TV Ramadan ad !!!

You know Malaysia the "peaceful" country with many different races living together in "harmony"? It's all bullshit because 8TV just proved its all bullshit by approving of such racist ad. They removed the ad after people started to respond and published an "apology" for it.

The problem is, their "apology" was NOT an apology.

They were playing the blame-game.

"It is with much regret that there were misinterpretations in the PSA that were meant to serve only as a message of respect for the Ramadhan month. The message was not meant to offend anyone, race or creed in any way. This is an honest mistake involving a very small amount of humour that was misinterpreted which led to concerns"

An Honest Mistake?

A Very Small Amount of Humour??

Was Misinterpreted???

SERIOUSLY !!???

Are they seriously trying to say the public is making a big deal out of the ad?

Are they seriously trying to say its supposed to be a funny ad?

Are they seriously trying to avoid responsibility of their stupid decision?

This just spoiled my night because i was planning on blogging about a new stage play in UCSI this coming Friday and its newly opened cafe and European bread stall but this issue just ruined everything.

A sneak peak

Three Most Wanted Italian Men

From Left:

Piero Barone, Gianluca Ginoble, Ignazio Boschetto

The talented trio recently debuted as a teen pop-opera group.

They had a showcase in Malaysia on the 30th of July 2011 at the Bentley Music Auditorium in Mutiara Damansara.

My friend said the showcase was free so why waste a free live show? My friend booked our free tickets online and then on Saturday we took off to Damansara, just like the time we always took off for Protemp. The best part was we got lost because we didn't know where the hell was the Bentley Auditorium.

(FYI - The Bentley Music Auditorium is opposite Tesco and beside either The Curve or IKEA. Im not sure but it's there, NOT near 1Utama)

We arrived just in time, got our tickets, waited in the crowd of both old and young fans of Italian meat music and finally at 5.30PM the showcase started.

 We didn't expect much people to be there because the crew person that was holding our reserved tickets called a couple times to confirm whether we were coming. So we thought they were trying to get as much audience as possible. To our surprise the auditorium was jam packed with kids, teen, adults and even grandparents.

Once Il Volo came on stage, the girls in front went *girlie screams: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"*

And then once the lyrics came out of their mouths, everyone went OMFG because it was deep, manly, soothing, and completely relaxing to listen to. My friend said Gianluca has a playboy look, Piero has a nerdy look, and Ignazio has a cute baby boy look.

They sang so awesomely even we new listeners fell in love with their voices.
1. Il Mundo
2. The Time
3. Smile
4. Painfully Beautiful
5. O' Sole Mio

After that they sang in acapella and wow the crowd went wild.
6. Il Mundo (snippet)
7. E'la Mia Vita (snippet)

Although the showcase was short but damn they were hot.

Gianluca was sending electricity throughout the whole show and omg the girls in front were nuts. And when i say 'girls' i meant generally females of all ages.

I came home a couldn't get their song "O Sole Mio" out of my head.

Piero and Ignazio's voices are very powerful while Gianluca sang those low pitch kinda parts which sounded damn romantic and was like getting serenade by him~ We were lucky to get free tickets to see them. I can't upload the video i recorded here. If you're my friend on Facebook u can watch it there if not wait for me to upload it into Youtube ^^

Ciao

What Intercultural Night?

 Yes my question is 'What intercultural night?'

UCSI's so called intercultural night on the 29th of July and do you wanna know what happened?

Live Singing !! 

Live Bands !! 

Live Dance Performances !!

Live Sucky Security !!

Live RACIAL FIGHTS !!!

WTH right??

The irony of having an "INTERCULTURAL NIGHT"

First of all, the security sucked. 

At the reception floor, at the MPH floor and during the event !!

I hated the security especially at the reception floor.

Please la if you wanna act like a bouncer, eat until you look like a pig and go to a club.

Intercultural night? Did you see the faces of the security? Especially the bitch at the reception floor didn't get the message of the event because her eyes and treatment we got made us feel like WE'RE the terrorist getting ready to carry a freaking bomb into the MPH in our little tiny bags !!!

The event started nicely.

The performances were awesome.

And then securities started to gather beside me and my friends.

There was a guy that was refusing to leave the MPH.

The fat security guy started shouting, started asking for his ticket, called UCSI's security, started shouting "CALL THE POLICE !!! CALL THE POLICE !!!" And then he just walked away.

Then into the Indonesian live band performance,

(one of the best performance of the night)

The international students started fighting.

Security dragged the ones responsible away to the exit but they had to get through the crowd...then chaos happened and the guy's buddies came running for him. Big commotion kepochi students started leaving their seats to kepo what happened and the Indo band had to stop in the middle of their performance. UCSI staffs had to take charge for a second to get things back to normal. What happened to the "tight airport security"??

 Then the next day photos of the event was posted in facebook.

Someone "accused" my friend who took the photos of being racist against some of the international race because there wasn't a picture of them in the album.

That idiot must have never uploaded pictures in Facebook before because if he did then he'll know that 1 album can only fit 200 photos. And God knows when that race performed !!! China didn't have their performance pictures in album 1 and they didn't throw accusations of being racist !!!

The word 'Intercultural' was all a joke.

The event was a joke.