Ever wonder how many cows there are on this earth ?
No ?
There's approximately 1.3 billion cows on earth right about now...
Yes. 1.3 BILLION cows...except for those which are being slaughtered every minute just so they can be made into a really juicy mouth watering expensive fatty steak.
It was a good cow until it had to go~
Well some cows are trying to stop such act.
And do you know HOW and WHAT they are doing to stop it ?
You don't know do you~
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WELL THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE MOVIE INDUSTRY !!!
ARGH !!! COW INVASION !!


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You see, they have already made their own award trophy. So instead of receiving an Oscar Award, cows are getting the Mooscar Award.
Successful cow award winning movies so far:


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Leonardo Dicaprio & Kate Winslet
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Moonardo Dicamoo & Kate Moolet.


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Keanu Reeves & Laurence Fishburne
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Keamoo Mooves & Laumooce Fishmoo.


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Mr. Jones & Mr. Smith
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Mr. Mooo & Mr. Moo


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Chucky VS Mooky
The cow invasion is getting serious by the minute
so whenever you see a cow, just remember,
don't say "HI"...... say "MOO~"



There's approximately 1.3 billion cows on earth right about now...
Yes. 1.3 BILLION cows...except for those which are being slaughtered every minute just so they can be made into a really juicy mouth watering expensive fatty steak.
It was a good cow until it had to go~

Well some cows are trying to stop such act.
And do you know HOW and WHAT they are doing to stop it ?
You don't know do you~
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
WELL THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE MOVIE INDUSTRY !!!
ARGH !!! COW INVASION !!

>>
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>>
You see, they have already made their own award trophy. So instead of receiving an Oscar Award, cows are getting the Mooscar Award.

>>
>>
>>
Leonardo Dicaprio & Kate Winslet
VS
Moonardo Dicamoo & Kate Moolet.

>>
>>
>>
Keanu Reeves & Laurence Fishburne
VS
Keamoo Mooves & Laumooce Fishmoo.

>>
>>
>>
Mr. Jones & Mr. Smith
VS
Mr. Mooo & Mr. Moo

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>>
>>
Chucky VS Mooky
The cow invasion is getting serious by the minute
so whenever you see a cow, just remember,
don't say "HI"...... say "MOO~"
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