Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Human's have PHD why cant Cars ???

Why THE HELL does something that i send for service always come back with more problems ??? DO they REALLY do their FUCKING jobs ??? I mean they did fix the problem that i mentioned...BUT after taking it back i found out there's another NEW problem !!!

Is it part of their job to fiddle with something else after they fix your primary problem ??? Is that some kind of strategy to get their customers to keep coming back to service their stuffs so the shop/company can get more $$$ out of repairs ??? Well DAMN them !!!

Once it was my dad's car...something was wrong with the engine i think so he sent it for service.
The car came back fine a few days later BUT then it started acting weird. SO my dad had to send it for checking and it seemed that the guy who repaired the car kinda loosened a wire or tube or something la that was like a wire or tube...and just didnt check. And so like that la...1 problem after another...



Enough of all that.
I was at the mamak with my mom this afternoon after she fetched me from class. My mom made me choose nothing but teh-O-limau panas coz i had this stupid annoying sore throat for days. I couldnt talk at all this morning so i just let my friends tease me about not being able to talk back at them...
*CareFuL Arrr You ALL*
So when we entered our car my mom saw this Myvi parked in front of us with it's license plat as'PHD'. I shouted STOP so i can take a pic of it and post it in here...hehehehhe...

Don't mess with a PHD holder.
Especially when it has wheels.

Lately i've noticed that the clouds have funny funny shapes...Just few days ago i looked up and the sky looked like a blueboard (blackboard) that was dusted with chock powder.

Alien invasion this time ???
This one here is the 1 i took after i got home today...

Looked like octopus tentacles to me...upside-down.The left side has a lot of images...I see a sampan or a boat, Aladdin's lamp, an animal, a face, pig's nose, 2 wayang kulit characters fighting, a scary monkey face wearing a pointy hat, octopus tentacles upside-down..
Any psychology people care to interpret it...hehehehe

Sunday, September 21, 2008

~My High School Life~


It’s been almost 10 months since graduation from high school and I gotta say, I MISSED GOING TO SCHOOL!!! I’m not saying I hate college coz I love college. I get to sleep-late-get-up-late, no uniforms, no Shanthi screaming her ‘school rules & regulations’ around, get to leave class whenever you want etc. etc. But the thing is that slowly everyone & I will forget how school life used to be and I don’t really like the idea of that.

I’ve spent my whole primary school life thinking school sucks, I hate school, I hate doing home works and high school is gonna be even worse. But it was the other way around. I loved my high school. Well all except my Form 3 when I got punished a couple times of NO BLARDY F***ING REASON!!! DAMN YOU!!! *sorry about that*. And my History teacher who THINKS her perfume smells like some sort of an aromatic fragrant flower something something WHICH is so NOT TRUE!!! And who can forget SMKTC’s most ‘cheeky’ science teacher. He’s so ‘miang’ you can even read the word miang on his forehead. Ahh…and our most loveable, ‘charming’, joker as a teacher – Mr. John Toh. What funny ridiculous memories we all had with him.

It’s hard to imagine that all of those moments are just memories to us now. It’s kinda saddening. (Just so you know, I’m talking about my Form 5 now coz I kinda forgot most of my past years XP). Once I looked back at the pictures we all took together, millions of memories flashes through my head-fun moments, sad moments, angry moments, embarrass moments, boring moments and, I wish that I could go back to those times.

I remember my 1st trip which was to PetroScience when I was in Form 2. Stupid but fun trip. Then I went to my 1s NGO marching competition in *I forgot where*. When there for a 2nd time in Form 3.

In Form 4 I went to Gua Tempurung & ‘onsen’ which was very tiring yet enjoyable. And also to Bank Negara & Tunku Abdul Rahman Memorial something…which was a bit bo~ring. Then somewhere in November we went to Domino’s and made pizzas, High 5 factory & some sort of park in the jungle. It rained cats & dogs and ALL of us were soaking wet coz it suddenly poured when we were walking/cycling. We got lost in the park…IN THE RAIN. * The most fun trip in Form 4*.

It started to get interesting in my Form 5 *LOVED IT*. Went to Cameron in, March. Rained most of the time, got wet, got a bit drunk XP, people got sick and…we were crazy.

Then in April went to Sunway College for some seminar. Didn’t pay attention, played most of the time XP.

In June, some friends and i did our very 1st BBQ party in the rain. Weird huh ?? It didnt want to stop raining so we took matters in our own hands ^^

Then in the same month clubs had to send few members to this Leadership camp in Gombak. Loved the flying fox and river tracking. The night tracking was fun as well. Waterfall was great but it took 2 hours of jungle tracking to get there and we didn’t stay long coz it RAINED AGAIN. It seems that every trip I went to was always raining…how bizarre.

Next was in July, went for a business/game trip with Yelex to IKEA. Adrenalin was pouring while playing the games they made for us. We snuck to The Curve during break time and we were late to get back to start our final quest. But it was worth it ^^.

I don't think we went anywhere else after July coz SPM trails were coming...December, our graduation day was kinda emotional, people were crying here and there for i don't know why coz we still have to see each other during SPM.

But the next day right after our final SPM paper, our school made a little dinner party for all Form 5 students. It was ok. John Toh was busy entertaining his favorite students with his cane.

That's John Toh. SMKTC's favorite discipline teacher. (5-12-07)

5 days later my class had our own dinner party in Seri Pacific Hotel. My friends & i got there a bit early so we hung out next to the Christmas tree ^^. Im actually still frustrated coz i didnt get to be in the group photo. It was taken during the end of our party which was after my friends & i left coz our ride was already there.


Then 2 days later i took of with 7 classmates and 2 other friends to Genting. During the whole journey i only enjoyed the cable car ^^. Saw my cousin there and a few friends from other classes. Wanted to do wall climbing but there was a little problem which lead me and 1 more friend to play archery. I like archery. Sunway has it, played there 3-4 times.

We're missing 2 more people in the picture. ( 12to14-12-07)

Then a few days before Christmas we (the same gang that went to Genting) went for dinner in Kaki Corner. We were very noisy. Played a prank on 1 of our friend.

Minus a few people and added 2 more. (21-12-07)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

COW INVASION !!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE !!!



Ever wonder how many cows there are on this earth ?

No ?
There's approximately 1.3 billion cows on earth right about now...
Yes. 1.3 BILLION cows...except for those which are being slaughtered every minute just so they can be made into a really juicy mouth watering expensive fatty steak.

It was a good cow until it had to go~
Well some cows are trying to stop such act.
And do you know HOW and WHAT they are doing to stop it ?
You don't know do you~
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WELL THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE MOVIE INDUSTRY !!!
ARGH !!! COW INVASION !!





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You see, they have already made their own award trophy. So instead of receiving an Oscar Award, cows are getting the Mooscar Award.

Successful cow award winning movies so far:





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Leonardo Dicaprio & Kate Winslet
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Moonardo Dicamoo & Kate Moolet.






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Keanu Reeves & Laurence Fishburne
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Keamoo Mooves & Laumooce Fishmoo.







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Mr. Jones & Mr. Smith
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Mr. Mooo & Mr. Moo







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Chucky VS Mooky


The cow invasion is getting serious by the minute
so whenever you see a cow, just remember,
don't say "HI"...... say "MOO~"


Thursday, September 4, 2008

Laughed Our Guts Out ^^

Yo, Hi. I cant stop laughing. Do you wanna know why ?? Do ya ?? Do ya ??? I know you wanna know why...if not you wont still be reading my blog.

8.00am
Went to college for Moral class.

9.30am
Class ended. Went to Dot Com with Ivy & Celine to play Super Dance. Saw Benji there playing. Then later Nick also came. Sat next to Ivy. And wuaaaah Celine play Super Dance until very GENG !!! Kena Rm3.50.

11.00am
Celine went back to college to meet her friend so asked Ivy & me to wait for her somewhere. We went to Samosa to drink.

12.00pm
Celine called asked to go to One-Some. Saw Celine & met a new friend, Ashley. Later Wee Nee came by. We all teased her because of something. Then Justin came & teased her even more. Celine & Ashley left for college to go raid the piano room.

1.15pm
Went to Fireball to play pool again. Justin & Ivy kept teaching Wee Nee how to play. While we were playing, every time i hit the white ball it will just bound/jump. Got this one time i got this straight shot with the green ball that was directly at the edge of the hole. Guess what happened. I aimed, i straighten, and i hit the white ball. The white ball JUMPED over the green ball and entered the hole like a slam dunk. The green ball wasnt touched at ALL !!! It just bounced over the green ball. Everyone dropped dead laughing at my ridiculous move. Then Aaron came. Joined us. This time no cat & dog fight with me...WAKAKAKAKA !!!

3.00pm
Benji finally came after being late for an hour & 30minutes. 3 pool professionals were playing- benji, aaron, justin. Ivy, Wee Nee & me were like just play for awhile then dont paly for awhile.

4.00pm
Rush back to college under the rain because we were late for class. Entered C208. Peng was already there. Celine came later after playing piano for 2 whole hours. Then i saw the same negro girl with hair that looks like EARTH WORMS...Eeew...you know dreadlocks ? Just imagine it smaller & shorter & black in colour...yuck...and she was sitting right in front of me for the 2nd time...

5.00pm

Class ended. Ivy & i saw Ashley while walking to B block. We followed her because she said Benji & Wee Nee were waiting in Old Town. We sat down. Then suddenly Benji said to me "you got the best view" and i went "hah??" It took me awhile to notice that this 1 girl sitting opposite our table, half of her butt was showing. Yes HALF !!! (We tried our best not to stare)
Then Aaron Celine came, sat down. Talk talk talk talk talk...THEN, Ivy reminded Benji about the Halloween Party. Right after that we all were joking around about what to wear and make up and all that.
Ashley asked about the powder to whiten up the face. At that moment i thought of something. I asked Ashley whether she drives & she said yes. So i said during the party she should wear her costume & makeup & go driving. Ashley straight away said she tried that before once. At night she wore a facial mask and went out with a relative to pick up their car. Relative was driving & she was sitting at the passenger's seat. They were at the round-about and there was a police there.
They passed by the police & she actually turn her head to face the police on purpose. I think she scared the shit out of the police because she said she looked through the side mirror & the police was still staring at their car looking frightened. That police might never want to work night shift anymore. She also frightened some motorist and other cars next to her. We laughed so loud even 1 mile away you can hear us. We all cracked even more jokes and made Old Town sound like a market...Maybe you wont think its funny by reading...but if you were there with us arr... You'd be rolling on the floor laughing your guts out.

6.20pm
Wanted to go home but my driver's seat floor was flooded. I dont know why. Had a hard time driving back.

Monday, September 1, 2008

~The Big Apple~

I went to Sg.Wang today coz a couple of friends wanted to see this institution for the course they wanna study. The office was in Sg.Wang. We left for Sg.Wang at 11.30 and came back to LeisureMall at 4pm.

While on the way back to LM, i took some pictures of some Malaysians...Nyiak~nyiak~nyiak~^^

Malaysian way of crossing the road.
Just cross. The cars will stop for you
(if they can hit the breaks fast enough)
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Sure can go through.
Motorcyclists that think they can squeeze through every single tiny open area.
(i didnt get to snap that picture so this is just a replacement XP)

The road is ours !!
Taxis that double sometimes TRIPLE park on the road just so they can get customers.

Sorry ya Boss...ada masalah ni...
Buses with problems which makes it stop at the bus stand and forces
a 3 lane road to become a 2 lane road.
(Since KL have lots of narrow road and lots of cars park at the side road)


"Eh eh sana buat apa ?? Mari pergi tengok "
Busy-body people who just cant seem to mind their own business whenever something happens. 1 person look equals to 100's of people crowding to see what happened. Yes people, this is called "Kepochi"

Everyday traffic.
Malaysian drivers style and slogan, "DONT GIVE CHANCE !!!" during a traffic jam.
(I came up with it ^^)

The side walk was built for a reason.
But Malaysians prefer walking ON the road like as if their grandfather bought & built the road.

Notice the flag's position.
So that's how some people display the flag. A nice & unique way to display the Jalur Gemilang. Upside-down. Nice work.

Woah Mat-Rempit ke ???
2 wheels 1st, 4 wheels and above 2nd.

Fast, Easy & Deadly.
I saw several motorcyclist use this small opening to cross to the opposite lane. Yea it's faster, they dont need to ride alll the way down to the turning point. And yea its easier, all they need to do is just pass it and they on the other side...(sure saves few ml of petrol)
And last is DEADLY. Yea...if some speeding bastard with a car doesnt see them crossing they'll just get hit "BAAM !!!" & bye bye stupid motorist. Red oozing blood will be all over the road...Yea that's not so nice...

TV3 's colour.
They must have got the idea from TV3's logo for the colouring of the phone booths.
The only thing is the red and yellow are "terbalik".

And you know what, i took all these pictures while riding the bus back to LM. I just wanted to snap a picture of 1 of the building but the bus moved so i didn't get to snap it. In the end i just randomly started snapping the people and the traffic outside of the bus and came up with a new blog to type and make fun of.