I heard about this little Chinese superstition about the color of your newly brought car will either bring you luck or misfortune.
I rarely believe in these crap but i enjoy reading about it.
Today i was proven to be dumbfounded when a string of misfortune incidents kept occurring to a friend of mine in just one afternoon.
Apparently the God of Fortune thought it would be funny to take away all my friend's luck for half the day and see what would happen~ If not how do you explain the bad incidents happening one after another?
*This isn't her car so don't go buying some random person's car plate number at TOTO*
This is the color of her new car she bought for work and she just got it for a day when all of this happened.
1st Incident
My friend wanted to groom her handsome dog so she took him to Petsmore.
Now i wasn't there for the vicious bloody incident, i only arrived after everything had calmed down.
She said her dog needed FOUR groomers to control him and in the end they put a dog muzzle on him.
It seemed that my friend's dog was so scared that he bit the handsome groomer's hand and his own tongue during the struggle to give him a bath.
There were blood from the guy's hand and the dog's tongue dripping everywhere from inside the bathtub and outside around the bathtub.
I quote, "It was chaotic".
The groomer had to give himself and injected for the bite.
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2nd Incident
I followed my friend to send her dog home before going to yum-cha but who the hell knew she would end up getting 2 stitches to her scalp because of an open window. *Yes, stitches to her scalp*
My friend said after she tied her dog to his spot she accidentally dropped something so she bent down to get it.
Everything from my point of view became slow motioned after she bent up.
I first heard a loud "THUMP!!" and knew it wasn't good.
Then i saw strands of hair stuck onto the object she bumped into.
I looked to my friend and she was pressing the top of her head.
Lastly I smelled and saw blood dripping down from her.
OMFG i thought.
My friend just got her head stabbed into the edge of an open window.
At first i only saw droplets of blood so i went to call her mum while another friend helped to keep her balanced.
I was gone for maybe 30seconds but when i came back it to them it seemed like i was gone for an hour because now there was a PUDDLE of blood still dripping onto the floor and my wounded friend's half face and arm were cover in blood from her head.
I felt worse when i saw my other friend who was helping had both her hands covered in the wounded friend's blood. *Was i gone THAT long??*
Damn I'm really not making this up because i would have taken pictures if i had no sense of urgency at what was happening.
Her hair was soaked in blood and my other friend couldn't shut up about seeing this piece of meat at her wound.
I just witnessed one of the most live gruesome moments in my entire life of my friend getting her head stabbed by an innocent window and my other friend kept mentioning that piece of meat to me like i wasn't feeling squeamish enough from the sight and smell. *Yes you. And so much for being an ex-St John*
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3rd Incident
This 3rd incident happened while we were driving to the doctor.
As i mentioned earlier, my friend getting stabbed in the head by an innocent window so obviously neither me nor my other friend wanted to let wounded friend drive.
So i drove her one day old newly purchased Myvi to the doctor.
And then an asshole decide to bang into her car's butt bumper while we were waiting at the turning.
The first thing that came into my mind was what did my friend do in her past life to deserve such a significant day?
After my friend checked her car and settled the little accident with the guy we left for the doctor again only to find out that her back right mudguard got hit so hard it came out and was scrapping the tire.
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At the clinic my friend got her head wound cleaned, injected with anesthetic, and finally stitched twice by this charmingly funny young Indian doctor.
I was wondering if all Indian doctors act the same way because my Indian doctor does.
And i when i came home i found out there was a 4th incident that happened to her at home.
Seriously girl !!! What the hell did you do in your previous life???
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4th Incident
My friend's cousin brought her dog to my friend's house and it bit her.
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If you're superstitious enough to believe it has something to do with the color of the car then so be it but i don't expect my friend to be changing her car so soon just because of today.
And don't you think maybe she or we were at the wrong place and at the wrong time at incidents 2 & 3?
Another reason is because DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE SHITTING MONEY EVERYDAY TO CHANGE CARS AS THEY LIKE???
If my friend's bad luck continues then i might have to use 'Bad Luck Brian' on her~ LOL |
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