Clearing up the mess Auntie Aaron made...

To every one who has read Auntie Aaron's recent blog please understand that i had no say in any of it... Its like...ancient times where other ppl play match making and cincai choose several guys or girls and match make them... This is wat my dear dear auntie Aaron did for me...
Yes ppl...he/she single handedly picked 14 hubbies for me......aint that juz shit...

1. Benji aka BearBear (Why is he 1st anyway...i dunno...and the reason i call him bearbear is bcoz he out of the blues started calling me CareBear when he hear i got this nickname...so this is juz plain payback...and i DONT see his name everywhere...)

2. Snoopy (Yes...snoopy the cartoon comic dog with white fur black patches whose owner's name is Charlie Brown is mine...its a dog not a human...get it straight...)

3. Andrew ( I dunno how da hell he got into Auntie Aaron's list...i didnt even noe about it until recently...)

4. Celine (WTH !!! SEI AARON !!!)

5. Harry ( DO NOT ASK ME WHY...I REPEAT...DO...NOT !!! because this is a match making by Auntie Aaron and i didnt even get the chance to object...)

6. Wan Keng ( Aaron doesnt even noe her...and shes way too cute to be a hubby...)

7. Nick aka TauFuFa ( I forgot why we called him taufufa...the only thing i remember was we were playing badminton and suddenly TauFuFa came up...=.=''' U juz spoiled my appetite for it )

8. Bryan ( Oh man i noe more than enough Bryans to spoil my life...i dun need another...plz la...we dun even communicate...sry if i sting u a bit about the whole dun communicate thing...but its the TRUTH !!! And i didnt even noe he was called as bra... )

9. Justin (This is getting ridiculous...Aaron im gonna kick u down the stairs when i get my chance)

10. Yau Phang (FOR CRYING OUT LOUD DAMN IT !!! WE NVR EVEN HAD A REAL CONVERSATION B4 !!! But having a bodyguard isnt tat bad since my 'attackers' are like more than i can even count...)

11. Conrad (OMG !!! I noe he's a nice guy but seriously la...)

12. Panda (I dunno wat the heck im suppose to explain here...=.=''')

13. Ivy (Hey this is an extra...!!! )

14. Adrian (From my high school...but...he actually belongs to Peng...she doenst wan to admit it so she uses my name to get him...poorpoor adrian...got drag into this mess without him knowing about it)

LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
15. Peng (Why the heck are u suddenly in here anyway ?????)


There u have it...

Now...

Whoever and whenever u need to find a partner to be with...
Plz contact Match Making Auntie Aaron since he's soooo good in his job that he found 11 hubbies for me...
U can contact him by calling : 016-6000008
e-mail : auntie_aaron_matchmaking@hotmail.com