Tuesday, March 15, 2011

What I Do When I'm Bored


It must be the hair.
Doesn't Kellan look less intimidating with black hair?
Here we see Kellan Lutz as Poseidon in the movie Immortals.
Another movie about the Greek Gods and this time Zeus is at war with a mad king named Hyperion. Zeus commands Theseus and his fellow Greek gods to go fight with the mad king, who aspires to free and unleash The Titans, the banished predecessors to the reigning pantheon of deities.

Poseidon has never been so hot. If he gets any hotter than Kellan Lutz he'll boil up the entire ocean. Even Poseidon from "The Lightning Thief" wasn't anywhere near this Poseidon. He was an old man~ This is a little unfair because I'm comparing Calvin Klein's underwear model (now designer) to an old man.

Jamie Bower Campbell as King Arthur in a new series, Camelot.
I was always fascinated by the stories, movies, cartoons and whatever with Camelot. The knights of the round table, Excalibur, King Arthur and who could forget Merlin. There was a cartoon or a series about Camelot a very long time ago. I've forgotten about.

Synopsis: In the wake of King Uther’s sudden death, the sorcerer Merlin has visions of a dark future and installs Arthur as king. But Arthur’s cold and ambitious half sister Morgan will fight him to the bitter end for control of the crown. Faced with the challenge of uniting a kingdom broken by war and steeped in deception, Arthur will be tested beyond imagination.


"Abduction"
What would you do if you found your own picture on a missing persons website? Teen Nathan Harper (Taylor Lautner) finds himself facing this very dilemma. Setting out to uncover his real identity, Nathan quickly learns his parents are far from who they say they are. When the police, government agents and shadowy figures start to pursue him, Nathan’s quest for the truth erupts into a full-blown, “Bourne”-like man-on-the-run thriller.

Speaking of Bourne, Taylor looks awful lot like the Bourne man himself, Matt Damon, on the motorbike And what is with dating your co-stars? Yes, Taylor Lautner is dating Lily Collins, it has been for quite awhile now. Did you know Taylor didn't know how to ride a bike until he filmed New Moon?

Robert Pattinson, nope i prefer Edward Cullen. 
I think it's because he's British. OMG !!! Hahaha !!!
Water For Elephants, i didn't know it was a movie about a circus until i actually read the reviews and stuffs online. I thought it was a movie about getting water for elephants during a drought in Africa or something. Can you believe that?  

Enough of my silliness, WFE is about *yes i finally know what the movie is about* an old man, Jacob Jankwoski, reminiscing about his younger days when he worked in a circus. He meets with a beautiful circus performer Marleen (Reese Witherspoon) who is also the wife of the charismatic but twisted animal trainer, August. And the title of movie isn't just for show because there's really an elephant in the movie named Rosie. * No stop thinking of Rosie from PCK*

Does this look like Kristen Stewart to you?
She looks different right?
No so lesbian drug addict like in The Runaways anymore with jet black hair and pale white skin with super thick mascara and eyeliner. 

So K.Stew got the leading role for the movie Snow White & the Huntsman.
This isn't your typical Snow White where you see helpless girl gets chased, almost getting killed but escapes, meet 7 chibi guys, kills the witch and gets her prince charming. No.

This is a whole different version of Snow White. 
Ever heard of the Brothers Grimm? Me neither.
 The two brothers, Jakob & Wilhelm Grimm (German, 1800-ish), collected folk tales from peasants and storytellers and made it into the Brothers Grimm...or something like that. According to Wikipedia, the Brothers Grimm might be the origins of some of our most favorite fairy tale cartoons. There's Hansel and Gretal, Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White * No there's no Little Mermaid or Lion King*. The stories told were not like our lives-happily-ever-after versions. In order to make money, they had to twist the stories to be childproof-to-watch.

The movie will go like this,
The Evil Queen (Charlize Theron) calls upon The Huntsman (Viggo Mortensen), to try to kill Snow White (K.Stew) . The Huntsman, who is haunted by the death of his wife by a white wolf, goes off to kill the innocent princess but then has a change of heart. He decides to mentor her and teach her to fight off The Evil Queen, thus turning her into a legendary heroine.

Not your typical damsel in distress right?
Snow White becomes a whole new ass kicking bitch.
Am i the fairest of them all?
HELL YES !!!

BREAKING DAWN !!
NESSIE & BELLA, AREN'T THEY CUTE !!!!!????
I don't think that kid's Mackenzie Foy, she's 9-10 and that kid's like 4. 

Filming of of Breaking Dawn had to be delayed and the cast had to be evacuated from Vancouver for safety precautions because of the earthquake in Japan last Friday (March 11, 2011). Let's hope Japan can recover from this unfortunate disaster. 

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